Dear Mr. Bola Tinubu I am writing you regarding your recent comment about church rats and our penchants for eating poisoned Holy Communion. Usually, we, the congregation of active, reformed, and retired church rats ignore humans like you when you slander us to feel good about your miserable lives. I make an exception today because, as our elders said, any gesture of greeting that surpasses the elbow has become something else.
I am writing you regarding your recent comment about church rats and our penchants for eating poisoned Holy Communion.I am writing you regarding your recent comment about church rats and our penchants for eating poisoned Holy Communion.Usually, we, the congregation of active, reformed, and retired church rats ignore humans like you when you slander us to feel good about your miserable lives.
You complained that you are being advised not to keep burning firewood. Are you not ashamed that your folks still use firewood for cooking in the 21st century? Have you looked for firewood recently? Have you noticed that as forests disappear, firewood is becoming so scarce? Have you ever wondered who owns the trees cut down to make firewood? Do the trees belong to the West?I am just an ordinary rat. I do not know the answers to these questions.
Whatever you do, please cease and desist from using church rats as a cover to mask your lack of understanding of the contemporary world and the thinking that drives it. We, the church rats, do not eat poisoned Holy Communion because we are hungry. We eat it because we are still mesmerized by the mandate, our mandate, your mandate. The mystery of the mandate is so powerful that it makes"emi lokan" sound like"it is our turn."
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