Monkey Dey Work, Baboon Dey Chop By Senami Kojah | Sahara Reporters Can you honestly survive on N30,000 a month? how about rent, fees, bills, food, transport and so on? WorkersDay MayDay READ MORE:
Today is Workers Day, but my pulsating anger queries, which worker? Is it the grateful monkey that nods eagerly at the unimaginably brown paltry Banana peels thrown at him while the brutish odd looking taskmaster, Mr. Baboon eats the juicy yellow flesh while lounging on the rock or supervising from the red and green patch?
The foreign Baboons who oversee the boiling cauldrons in conjunction with the local Baboons devise and use the Monkey, N800 a day; plus a chance to get roasted or loose a limb! This absolutely unnecessary pomp is a sight you behold everyday while your countrymen die in the hands of marauding bandits, herdsmen and kidnappers.
I know this fact is incomprehensible for some pseudo-big men who recklessly describe a reality they are no longer in touch with. Mediocrity loves company. It's why union leaders kneel for crumbs, uncertain crumbs when they can have the whole loaf; without the permission of the Baboon. All these while 3,000 legislative aides protest the non-payment of salaries and allowances, within the same building!
So as you don those branded tees and wave your scripted banners today, remember that you are not just another Monkey in this anarchist jungle.
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