Loud Whispers with JOSEPH EDGAR Loud Whispers Dear President, Nigerians are Frustrated and Overwhelmed Sir, did you see the viral video of the lady who stripped to her underwear in
Sir, did you see the viral video of the lady who stripped to her underwear in the banking hall, screaming that she wanted her account closed? Yes, that was overly dramatic and somewhat contrived but the message was very clear. Today at the twilight of your very colourful ‘reign’, Nigerians have to choose which of the two national queues they would have to join daily – fuel or ATM queues.
Will you be leaving us with a collective feeling of despondency? Will you be leaving us in a state of anomie? What kind of leadership is this? What kind of legacy is this? Is this a golden opportunity wasted? As far as I am concerned, Nigerians that night of the primaries, sold their birthright for a morsel of amala. Leaving this man and going to where we have gone, was as tragic as can be. It was the worst type of decision-taking in the history of mankind, that is Nigerian mankind. Ever since, things have gone bulla ballu, finding ourselves in one huge town hall where everything is totally different.
Well, if you ask me, this judge was not funny. The joke fell flat and was in my estimation inappropriate under the circumstances. My brother Excellency, well-done, keep dancing and you will be ok. You have our full support. well-done.Some people close to me know that I am not happy with Governor El-Rufai. The man fall my hand. After sending a very strong message of support during our play ‘Emir Sanusi’ which made us go borrowing, he simply did not perform. As if that was not enough, some people around his government started asking for 40% before they will ‘facilitate the release of this una money’ .
So, when Mr. Tinubu went to Abeokuta to shout ‘Emilokan’, I was confident enough to wager N5,000 on my position. Then he went back to Abeokuta to shout again – “they can seize fuel, seize money, I will still win…” I just knew that all was not well. One clip I even saw, he shouted at people trying to muzzle him “allow me say his mind.”
Now I do not have any relationship with the golden girl and have seen her just once near the woman selling boli at the NTA studios in Victoria Island, but like most Nigerians who were old enough in the 80s, I had carried on a romantic relationship with her. Happy birthday my dear golden girl and may God continue to give you the grace to live a much more fulfilling life. It will be a mad pleasure and a lifetime achievement if you could allow me to take you for lunch one of these days. A plate of Afang and well pounded yam as a show of appreciation for all that you have done for Nigerian television and also as a last laugh at my father who despite the knock he gave me couldn’t achieve the huge feat of meeting you before he went to heaven.
So, you can imagine my joy when the announcement of his new appointment as the Secretary, National Action Committee on African Free Trade Area for a tenure of four years. I looked at the lounge and they were serving drinks and cocktails and finger food. The hungry that was doing me was Pounded Yam and Afang hungry and not shrimps. As the place fine reach, I asked bros “Abeg I wan chop,”and he said “go to the buffet.”
Mbok, na so I take two small pieces of bread and pepper soup. Before I even took one bite, my driver called, “Boss, car no start o and we park for mainroad and dem fit come tow us o’.
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