Hospital Vaporized By Powerful Blast Of Energy Released From Splitting Conjoined Twins

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Hospital Vaporized By Powerful Blast Of Energy Released From Splitting Conjoined Twins
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JOHNSTOWN, OH—In a devastating surgical disaster of cataclysmic proportions, a local hospital was vaporized Wednesday by a massive, uncontainable blast of energy released from the splitting of conjoined twins. “We saw a bright flashing light, and then felt a shock wave that reverberated for miles,” said local…

JOHNSTOWN, OH—In a devastating surgical disaster of cataclysmic proportions, a local hospital was vaporized Wednesday by a massive, uncontainable blast of energy released from the splitting of conjoined twins.

“We saw a bright flashing light, and then felt a shock wave that reverberated for miles,” said local obstetric nurse Franklin Nichols, who had been on his way to his shift at Memorial Hospital when the building was suddenly dissolved by the intense heat produced when fissile material in the decoupled human tissues produced an uncontrolled chain reaction.

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