Amusing Encounters: Coffee Chants and Gutter Water

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Amusing Encounters: Coffee Chants and Gutter Water
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A funny story about a woman chanting for coffee and a guy drinking water from a broken pipe at a train station.

One day, I was alone in an empty classroom when I saw this woman scuttling towards the coffee vending machine like a little girl, chanting 'COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE' to herself (she thought nobody can see her). It was amusingly wholesome and also it explains why was she Like That™. I had a rather hefty youngish German teacher in 95...frau Lusk. She was also full of energy and the nicest when ever. She was in a male female marriage but she was the lgbt club sponsor and so supportive of us.

I loved her so much. Met a guy at a train station. It was raining outside and there was a broken pipe on the shelter that was spilling gutter water out onto the platform. The guy in question pulled a drinking glass out of his pocket, stuck it under the gutter waterfall and then drank the whole thing! He turned to me and said 'That tasted terrible'. Not shocking, really, so I said 'Yeah, I could imagine'

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